Two nouveau riche gay friends living in a shared flat above a petrol station in the ultra trendy ultra exprensive part of London. Inventors of the 'Pull themselves together drapes' - clap open and close curtains, they share a common and often competing interest in the same (straight) men which intensifies when they chance upon a 'dreamy paramedic' leading to them plotting different ways to meet him in person, often through painful injurious methods.