Bear Grudges tells the story of a group of animals living mostly symbiotically within a forest under the watchful reign of Bear.

Characters:

Bear

Bunny/Rabbit

Crack Fox

Mother Goose

Dope Cat

Pigeons

Ducks

The Moles

Randy Old Badger

Ninja Squirrel

Init Doe and Yes Deer

Chapters:

Mole in the Hole

Pigeon Steps (That Duck Doesn't Give a Fuck)

Squirrels go Nuts

Funny Bunny

Bear Insomnia

Natural Election

Sample:

Hooky shied away from urban dwellings in order to minimise the threat of terrorism which had an adverse effect on his lifestyle. That is to say being away from urban areas was affecting his lifestyle not terrorism, or the threat of terrorism. Obviously the threat of terrorism affects everyone threatened by it; and actual terrorism too; that’s bloody awful at the best of times, not that there are many ‘best of times’ when it comes to terrorism, it’s pretty terrible at any time, even at night. Hooky shied away from urban dwellings in order to minimise his risk in the threat of terrorism which had an adverse effect on his lifestyle. Food and other amenities were by no means in short supply where he now roamed, but were of an inferior quality to which he had become accustomed. His social circle was plentiful but lacked the variety that led to the goading, the misdemeanours, and inevitable misadventures he had found fame for. All the while the threat of terrorism still loomed despite being far from the city centres.

Pigeons have several natural enemies. They are the prey of hawks, falcons and kestrels; in urban settings they are hunted by cats and dog and are stealthily attacked and maimed by discarded chewing gum. However it has two real enemies that do more to torment than mutilate or eat: Children and ducks. Human children will go out of their way disregarding surrounding threats to torment a dining or even a wooing pigeon. They will do so for a prolonged period with glee; they have little to no chance of catching them but the thrill/merriment of the chase for the human child is equal perhaps only to jumping into a series of puddles. Ducks on the other hand have taken advantage of the anti-pigeon propaganda and can be seen arrogantly strutting and being fed whilst neighbouring pigeons are violently, vehemently shooed away. They grow fatter and fatter with enforced obesity and mock the scrawny pigeon; deemed too squalid, destitute and undeserving.